Remember when we could all sleep soundly in our beds knowing that the bad old Reds wouldn’t dare attack us ’cause we had huge ICBM nuclear missiles primed and ready for DEFCON 1 nestled in underground concrete silos all across the U.S.?
Now, thanks to the START Treaty, you, too, can be the proud owner of a decommissioned missile silo of your very own:
Here’s just a taste of what you can do with your former launchpad of Armaggedon:
Cool!