Okay. I defy anyone to even close their eyes, let alone fall asleep in this bed.
One doesn’t have to be claustrophobic to shudder at the thought of the spindly-looking branch holding up that massive wooden box snapping (or being inadvertently kicked out by a victim of restless leg syndrome).
Just what exactly are the dimensions of that box versus the bed anyway? If the branch goes, would an unsuspecting sleeper be crushed as the falling box shatters the headboard and continues downward?
Nope. No way could (or would) anyone in their right mind sleep in that bed!